Last Trashy Tuesday of 2010 - "May old acquaintences be..."

OMG!!!!!!!  What just happened?  I can't remember anything.  The last thing I remember is Christmas Eve services.  After that, nada.  What could have happened to me?  My current wife, Sue, said I may have over-indulged a bit during the holiday weekend.  Over-indulged? Me? Nah - couldn't happen.  I mean I am a professional holiday animal.  I think I have "glutinous-overeatingus" or something similar.  I am told that Christmas, the day after, and Monday were great days as evidenced by this photo my "adoring" family took of me when I finished opening my gifts. 

My current wife, Sue, said it appeared as though I had not eaten in a month.  I allegedly ate EVERYTHING in sight.  That may be where the taste of wrapping paper came from.  I did brush a couple of times but its still there.  I even flossed.  All that produced were a couple of strands of red ribbon.  I'm guessing it was ribbon anyway.  I apparently received some very nice gifts even though I may not have been as good as I should have been.

Whew!  Tuesday, back to a more normal grind more or less.  Gotta do it.  I must have gained 50 lbs. in 3 days.  Is that possible?  So off to the gym we go.  I will be delivered to the gym by my current wife.  She will drive as I am having difficulty getting behind the wheel plus I get distracted when I see a food sign.  We have to go past a grocery store on the way to the gym and she is nervous I will turn in. 

I googled my affliction "glutinous-overeatingus" on the Internet but didn't find much.  Evidently it is a rare affliction.  We are treating it by drinking 14 - 8 oz. glasses of water a day, Citrical (fiber pills) and deep breathing exercises.  No idea if it is helping or not.  Time will tell I guess.

Never thought I would live to see the day when I get yelled at for taking out the trash. Yep, happened today.  My current wife yelled at me when I asked "politely" for her trash.  She said something like "don't get your shorts in a bunch".  How she knew I will never know.  Despite being chastised, I did manage to thwart the Solid Waste Agency's 7:00 am deadline again.  Na! Na! Na! - take that.

Our beloved Iowa Hawkeyes are playing Missery, oops, Missouri tonight in Tempe.  Game starts at 9:00 pm central time.  With the way our season ended and the post season dramatics, I figure I can still get to bed at my usual time of 10:15.  I would love to be proven wrong.  I secretly am thinking they can do it.  I have fingers crossed, toes crossed (try walking that way), legs crossed, eyes crossed, arms crossed and even hot crossed buns or whatever.  It will take all of the mojo I can muster I am afraid.  Let's GO HAWKS!!!!!

It seems as though I have been rambling with my drivel today.  I know, what's new.  That is what happens when you have a couple cups of French Roast on an empty stomach.  Would love to have something to eat but we know what just happened so Sue will not allow it.  Maybe another glass of water - yum!  How about a toothpick to go with it?  Have a great day everyone - TA!