Trash Tuesday

Yeah, Trash Tuesday once again. In Cedar Rapids our sanitation dept. fires up their super sucker vaccuum truck. This truck sucks up leaves. All residents have been instructed to place their leaves between the sidewalk and the curb in a row. The leaves are not permitted to be in the roadway. Not sure what the punishment is if an errant leaf flies onto the roadway. Lethal injection may be a possibility. I opened the blinds in my office, waited patiently for the super sucker truck to come by. I had created my row of leaves yesterday. Very little wind left them pretty well undisturbed fortunately. The truck came by about 10:00. The operator was very skillful with the way he manipulated the snorkel. Fasinating. Am I weird?

I woke this morning and talked to Jenny. To my utter astonishment, she informed me that the laundry intervention never happened. WHAAT!!! I called Debby, she also had no knowledge of the event plus she didn't know a Ralph. What is going on?

We have concluded I have had an out of body experience. No not really. We think the intervention was a product of my vivid and sometimes demented imagination. I must have dreamed the whole event. Then I sleep blogged the event. Ever hear of such a thing? Sleepwalking and such but sleep blogging???? I did evidently do some laundry while in this sleeping state since I have some clothing that was not clean previously.

Is therapy in my future? Maybe I have an accumulation of Special Roast caffiene's and stuff that overwhelmed my brain. That is the only thing that has changed in my life other than my current wife leaving for Colorado. I have determined I had best go back to the French Roast. I just don't know. Maybe a visit with an expert is the answer.

Well, I had best let you go for now. I have a lot of Googling to do about this experience. Hey, have a great fall day. TA!